"We're here today with the platinum-haired Captain of the 2nd Division, Vai'el Grace! Nothing special asked here today folks since, as you know, his division handles all that seedy underbelly stuff that most other Divisions shirk away from! Of course we're not allowed to know top secret stuff, so we'll just stick with the basics! Here we go!"
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Does it matter?
2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
Does it matter?
3. What do you require of new recruits?
Does it matter?
4. Some words for the Shinigami recruits.
This interview is over...
"...Seriously, who made this guy a Captain?"
______________"Today we have the Kenpachi here with us. As most of you know, the Kenpachi is the strongest swordsman, or in this case swordswoman, in all of the Seireitei. Let's ask her a few questions."
1. Captain Baozhai, what do you do in your spare time?
She holds up a notebook with the word: "Nothing"
2: Is there anyone you currently like?
She would shake her head no.
3. Why is it you refuse to speak?
She would stand up and walk away from the interview.
"Well...so that was the Kenpachi...she remains a mystery even to us."
____________"We're here today with the Lieutenant of the 10th Division. As many of you know, thanks to his "Learning about your sword" class at the Academy, he is an expert on the subject of Zanpakutos. We are just going to ask some basic questions. Are you ready?"
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
People willing to do their paperwork.
2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
I like to think it's very laid-back. Although that might be because the others don't do their paperwork.
3. What do you require of new recruits?
The willingness to do their paperwork. ON TIME!!
4. Some words for the Shinigami recruits.
If you won't do your paperwork willingly, I will MAKE you.
"... um, wow. Not quite sure what to say to that."